Thursday, May 18, 2006

Today's bit of narcissism

I copied these questions from a bulletin board on myspace.com. I actually have a myspace...space, but I don't know how to do anything there. So I copied it over to here, where I know how to do stuff. I don't know all the official "blog language", but if I "tag" everyone who reads this post, why don't you answer it too? (Except Becki, since she's the one I stole this from on myspace!)

Prologue:
Where did you take your default pic?
Okay, I don't actually have a default picture on this site, but on myspace, it's one of me in Aruba with the big stuffed gorilla in a hammock.
What exactly are you wearing right now?
Blue velour sweats and pink breast cancer awareness shirt.
What is your current problem?
Damn kids won't nap.
What makes you most happy?
Lots of sleep, good books, great sex. (Sorry Mom)
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
Yes. Many many many things.
Name something obvious about you:
I need to run more often.
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Nothing right now. The Grey's Anatomy theme song is running through my head, though.
Any celeb you would marry?
I already married George Michael. Or at least someone who looked a heck of a lot like him when we met!
Name somene with the same birthday as you:
I dunno.
Do you have a crush on someone?
Can you tell these are myspace questions? Not really.
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
Once or twice.
What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Grande no-fat no-whip mocha latte.
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
I used to hear Natalie Wood, but that was a long time ago.
Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
Um...all the time. Not necessarily by choice...
Do you speak any other languages?
Used to speak some French, and all the Spanish one can pick up from Sesame Street, Maya and Miguel, and Dora the Explorer. "Come on, vamanos!"
What magazines do you read?
Parenting, Reader's Digest, Architecture Digest, Redbook.
Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
No. This is a dumb question.
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Yes.
Do you ever watch MTV?
No, but Don does, so I catch some of the stupidity that flashes by.
What's something that really annoys you?
Umbrellas bumping the top of my head.
Chapter 1:Middle name:
Lynn
Nickname(s):
Mom.
Current location:
A chair in the blue room, Sewickley, PA
Eye color:
Brown
Chapter 2:Do you live with your parents:
Nope.
Do you get along with your parents:
Yes, totally.
Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
Married 40 years! Yippee!
Do you have any siblings:
Older sister, Younger sister, younger brother
Chapter 3:FavoritesIce cream flavor:
So many to choose from...chocolate chip cookie dough and white turtle
Season:
Late Spring/Early Summer
Shampoo/conditioner:
Head and Shoulders (yes, I admit it) and Pantene
Chapter 4:Do You ...Sing in the shower:
Not really.
Write on your hand:
No.
Call people back:
Only if I have to. I love email!!!!
Believe in love:
Yes, and He's a person.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
Yes, the side that's not Don's. He's very picky about it.
Have any bad habits:
No. Absolutely not. Ha ha.
Chapter 5:Have You Ever ...Broken a bone:
Yes, arm at Higley.
Gotten stitches:
No.
Taken painkillers:
Just aspirin-type things. Even during/after childbirth. Yay me!
Gone SCUBA diving:
No, but I did snorkle twice!
Thrown up in a restaurant?
I don't think so. Cars are my barforama of choice.
Sworn in front of your parents:
A little, but they started it!
Had detention:
No. But I was suspended for a week. Totally undeserved.
Been sent to the principal's office:
For the above mentioned suspension.
Chapter 6:Who/What was the last ...Person to text you?
Nobody texts me.
What did it say:
See above answer.
Person to call you:
My mom.
Person you hugged:
My son Tarzan.
Person you tackled?
My son Scooby.
Thing you touched:
Besides the keyboard? My son Scooby's new book that he's insisting I look at RIGHT THIS SECOND!!!
Thing you ate:
A piece of Easter candy from my kid's stash.
Thing you drank:
Water
Thing you said:
"You do not have to go potty!" and "Just a minute!"

The End.

2 comments:

sharpasatack said...

Oh, man. Reading this was the best part of my day so far.
You are the greatest. The greatest ever.

Anonymous said...

Here you go. And Happy Late mother's day. Sorry about that.

Prologue:
Where did you take your default pic?
I don’t have a default pic. But you can watch my dog’s butts anytime you like at http://24.128.86.48:8080/
What exactly are you wearing right now?
Brown shoes, bluejeans, orange checked/plaid shirt.
What is your current problem?
I’m at work.
What makes you most happy?
Throwing Parties, teaching people, and uh…that whole sex thing (sorry mom)
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
Is this like “do you have any regrets?” or “Would you go prevent George W from being elected?”
Name something obvious about you:
I don’t care about my appearance
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Running through my head: You Send Me
Any celeb you would marry?
No.
Name someone with the same birthday as you:
My boss
Do you have a crush on someone?
No
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yup
What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Large Soy Chai, No Water added
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
I heard “Ben Affleck” once
Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
Depends on the definition. W&G & the Ware-Rabbit was on my Netflix list
Do you speak any other languages?
A lil French, German and I can read (sorta) ancient Greek
What magazines do you read?
This Old House, Wired
Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
no
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Yes.
Do you ever watch MTV?
No
What's something that really annoys you?
Having to explain myself
Chapter 1:Middle name:
Francis
Nickname(s):
None? Maybe “Jacka$$”
Current location:
In my cube, Boston, MA
Eye color:
Brown
Chapter 2:Do you live with your parents:
Nope.
Do you get along with your parents:
Yes, totally.
Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
Married 40 years! Yippee!
Do you have any siblings:
3 Older sisters
Chapter 3: Favorites Ice cream flavor:
Oreo
Season:
Fall
Shampoo/conditioner:
No idea
Chapter 4:Do You ...Sing in the shower:
Maybe.
Write on your hand:
No.
Call people back:
Yeah.
Believe in love:
Yeah.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
Yes, the right. She’s very picky about it.
Have any bad habits:
Only 1.
Chapter 5:Have You Ever ...Broken a bone:
Nope.
Gotten stitches:
Yes, something about a door slamming shut…
Taken painkillers:
Yeah
Gone SCUBA diving:
Nope!
Thrown up in a restaurant?
I don’t think so.
Sworn in front of your parents:
Only recently, but not AT them.
Had detention:
No. I was the good child.
Been sent to the principal's office:
Maybe once or twice.
Chapter 6:Who/What was the last ...Person to text you?
J
What did it say:
Something about alcohol
Person to call you:
Andy.
Person you hugged:
My wife.
Person you tackled?
Andy or J.
Thing you touched:
A paper cup of coffee
Thing you ate:
Excluding the coffee? Steak tips last night.
Thing you drank:
Coffee
Thing you said:
“Hey Raf? What’s the last thing I just said?”